Are you serious? A manual reel mower might be to big. I’m thinking a craftsman battery powered trimmer.
LokkenLoaded
I would at min get 54” deck
Kaloo75
LOL, good one.
jtg199
You need a 20hp tractor with a brush hog…
Juan_Snoww
None of these people commenting have a sense of humor lol
unfer5
Shit no, you need a brush hog.
Lawn_Jerk
You need a robomower!
MonstahButtonz
Maybe a pet rabbit or two.
berntout
That’s a perfect size to use a zero turn to mow your artificial turf.
DeusLuciferos
Weed eater. Max. Maybe tweezers.
nightman87
It’s about this time of year where I begin thinking I just wish my lawn would look like this so I wouldn’t have to worry about mowing anymore.
ThePrudentChicken
No. This needs a field mow tractor at MINIMUM. Shame on you for trying to be cheap…. A good lawn has a cost
Pretend-Internet-625
all you need is a sprayer with weed killer. Your good to go.
gatorlan
Green concrete with an underground water tank!
1sh0t1b33r
For now use your budget to fertilize the little bit of bermuda on the bottom left and make it spread. Already that, a 60″ could probably get your down to a 7 second mow. Just stick to Kawasaki or diesel models. If it’s under 8k, it’s trash.
TheBackpacker
Are you my neighbor?
AdOriginal8615
I THINK A PAIR OF SCISSORS WILL DO!
werther595
zero mow lawn turner
indie_hedgehog
Maybe Gilette has something suitable for your lawn 😂
damn_i_missed
I thought this was a rug in a living room before I looked at what subreddit this was in. So, maybe a vacuum cleaner?
threeoldbeigecamaros
Good size for donuts
MeInSC40
Confident-Pepper-562
litterally requires 0 turns, just leave it parked over that tiny patch of grass
Sirrub90
You know those monsters ones you see outside of Lowes/Home Depot that are like 5-6k? Next size up.
PimpTrickGangstaClik
Actually yes. That might be the only way you can turn around heh.
Dr__Ahcir
Toro triplex or bust
darwins-ghost
I recommend just yelling at the grass to intimidate it from growing too long, maybe wear a sleeveless shirt when you do it too so it knows you’re serious
Dooski-Bumbs
Damn that’s a big lot, you need to step up and play with the big boys now
28 Comments
Are you serious? A manual reel mower might be to big. I’m thinking a craftsman battery powered trimmer.
I would at min get 54” deck
LOL, good one.
You need a 20hp tractor with a brush hog…
None of these people commenting have a sense of humor lol
Shit no, you need a brush hog.
You need a robomower!
Maybe a pet rabbit or two.
That’s a perfect size to use a zero turn to mow your artificial turf.
Weed eater. Max. Maybe tweezers.
It’s about this time of year where I begin thinking I just wish my lawn would look like this so I wouldn’t have to worry about mowing anymore.
No. This needs a field mow tractor at MINIMUM. Shame on you for trying to be cheap…. A good lawn has a cost
all you need is a sprayer with weed killer. Your good to go.
Green concrete with an underground water tank!
For now use your budget to fertilize the little bit of bermuda on the bottom left and make it spread. Already that, a 60″ could probably get your down to a 7 second mow. Just stick to Kawasaki or diesel models. If it’s under 8k, it’s trash.
Are you my neighbor?
I THINK A PAIR OF SCISSORS WILL DO!
zero mow lawn turner
Maybe Gilette has something suitable for your lawn 😂
I thought this was a rug in a living room before I looked at what subreddit this was in. So, maybe a vacuum cleaner?
Good size for donuts
litterally requires 0 turns, just leave it parked over that tiny patch of grass
You know those monsters ones you see outside of Lowes/Home Depot that are like 5-6k? Next size up.
Actually yes. That might be the only way you can turn around heh.
Toro triplex or bust
I recommend just yelling at the grass to intimidate it from growing too long, maybe wear a sleeveless shirt when you do it too so it knows you’re serious
Damn that’s a big lot, you need to step up and play with the big boys now
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